Sarapen

(via The Wily Filipino)

Who could not want this t-shirt?  Running dog capitalists, that's who.  Are you not a running dog capitalist?  Then buy me a t-shirt, pretty please.  While you're at it, please buy me this trophy too:

"This 11" tall trophy is good for the office drones and graduate students in your life."

See, it's perfect for me.  I just wish they still had for sale the t-shirt of a fish getting a bicycle as a gift.  "It may not need that bicycle, but the bicycle is awesome and it is the happiest damned fish in the ocean."